Questions I Have for My Dog

  1. Does your food taste good?
  2. Does my food taste better?
  3. Why don't you like sleeping under the covers with me
  4. Do you think I'm pretty?
  5. Do you experience fulfillment?
  6. Do you think you're pretty? (You are FYI)
  7. Do you want to order pizza
  8. How is your body image
  9. What's the social scene like with all of the other dogs in our neighborhood
  10. Do you masturbate? Because I'm pretty sure you do but I just want to know if that's what it is.
  11. Do you ever feel limited by the way you communicate with humans
  12. What should I wear to work tomorrow
  13. Ilysm.