ATTN: ALL MEN OF THE UNIVERSE

  1. just because a woman has a casual conversation with you DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS INTERESTED IN BANGING/DATING/MARRYING YOU
  2. just because a woman *exists* DOES NOT MEAN SHE NEEDS A BOYFRIEND
  3. asking her why she doesn’t have a boyfriend will most likely enrage her/cause her to give you a very long list of reasons why a man is NOT A NECESSITY IN HER VERY FULL LIFE