DATES I'VE BEEN ON (IN 5 WORDS OR LESS)
Inspired by @lame (forever ago but such is life)
- •Favorite topic was himself.
- •I drove the golf cart.
- •Was promised adventure; wasn't disappointed.
- •Trampoline park and terrible conversation.
- •Closed the bar, got tacos.
- •Like talking to a wall.
- •Kicked out of rock gym.
- •Tresspassed in a yacht club.
- •Too drunk to remove pants.