DATES I'VE BEEN ON (IN 5 WORDS OR LESS)

Inspired by @lame (forever ago but such is life)
  1. Favorite topic was himself.
  2. I drove the golf cart.
  3. Was promised adventure; wasn't disappointed.
  4. Trampoline park and terrible conversation.
  5. Closed the bar, got tacos.
  6. Like talking to a wall.
  7. Kicked out of rock gym.
  8. Tresspassed in a yacht club.
  9. Too drunk to remove pants.