LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME

Context: one sister 4 years younger than me, my parents are divorced; I have a total of 3 cousins, they're sisters, we're close emotionally + age (5 year age range aka null). Inspired by @emilyannlosey & others
  1. PEOPLE WE TELL THINGS BEFORE TELLING AUBREY
    This list would have one item: everyone
  2. TIMES AUBREY WAS THE SCAREDY CAT
  3. REASONS AUBREY IS ACTUALLY THE MOM AROUND HERE
    by my mom and sister
  4. OCCASIONS THAT I HAVE BEEN LOST ON A HIKING TRAIL/MOUNTAIN
    by my cousin megan; all of these would be with me
  5. WHAT TO DO WHEN ONE OF FIVE COUSINS DOESN'T ATTEND A CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY
  6. WHY I (FINALLY) READ HARRY POTTER AT AGE SIXTY
    by my dad
  7. EVIDENCE AUBREY IS THE FAVORITE GRANDDAUGHTER
    their ideas not mine; this has actually been said at least twice
  8. BOOKS WE DIDN'T BUY BECAUSE AUBREY LOANED THEM TO US
  9. EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT TALKING TO BOYS I LEARNED FROM AUBREY
    i have become the go-to in the family for unknown reasons
  10. PLUS SIDES OF HAVING YOUR NIECE LIVE WITH YOU FOR SIX MONTHS
  11. IT'S ALL GREEK TO US: AUBREY JOINED A SORORITY IN COLLEGE
  12. TIMES WE HAVE DECLINED HANGING OUT WITH AUBREY BECAUSE IT INVOLVED GETTING UP EARLY AND SWEATING