THINGS TO BRING UP IN CONVERSATION IF YOU WANT TO BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

In no particular order. All will bond us instantly.
  1. Books you've recently read
    Or read a long time ago or are currently reading or want to read but haven't yet fir a million reasons that I probably can relate to
  2. Amy Poehler
    I love and admire this woman probably too much. I never want to actually meet her because I am convinced I will be a blubbering incoherent idiot and I'd rather her not witness that.
  3. Your preferred way to sweat
    And why. I love doing so many active things and I love hearing about what gets others sweating, too.
  4. Harry Potter
    But I'm talking deep-level analysis and theories not just "oh my god that was my childhood!". It was everyone's childhood, contribute something original, plz.
  5. Cats
    The animal, not the musical. Specifically, show me your favorite cat gifs and I will love you forever.
  6. How we need to bring down the patriarchy
    This should be self-explanatory
  7. Star charts
    Astrology is hella intriguing and I love analyzing the shit out of those charts even if 99% of what comes out if my mouth is certified bullshit. Plus mine is actually a joke so it's fun to show it off to people who know anything about charts.
  8. Parks and Recreation
    But only if you, too, believe this show is actually genius. My admiration for everyone involved in creating this gem knows no end.
  9. Whatever you're passionate about
    I am very talented in the showing-support-for-friends'-endeavors arena and I love doing so.