AIOLI IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR MAYONNAISE MIXED WITH ANOTHER THING

And other bullshit words
  1. Tall, grande, venti
    I hate that I succumb to this one
  2. Cavalier King Charles spaniard
    Heard someone say this was the breed of dog they have. No chill.
  3. My child is: 16 months, 18 months, 24 months
    Please stop doing this.
  4. Appease
    Aka giving someone their way just so they'll shut up already
  5. Hiking
    Walking. You're walking.
  6. Quirky
    A weird person who is physically attractive
  7. Blouse
    Dying for the new eye roll emoji, guys
  8. Redirection (in reference to children)
    Distraction/bribery so they'll stop screaming/hitting/throwing a temper tantrum