THINGS TO DO IN COALINGA

  1. Stare at your hands
  2. Look deeply into the eyes of your dog. Wondering what she's thinking
  3. Sweat
  4. Comb your hair
  5. Watch the game show network
  6. Walk in a coyote infested orchard
  7. Research different places to live
  8. Wear gym shorts 23 out of 24 hours a day. Never go to the gym. Because there isn't one
  9. Drink mimosas alone.