1. "Fine, I'll go."
    "Fine, I'll go if I can be on my phone the whole time and not talk to anyone and I get to do that and you can't call me rude."
  2. "Oh yeah, I've heard of them."
    "I haven't heard of them but I don't want you to explain who they are because it will be boring so go on please."
  3. "Fuck you."
    "I think you're so cool."
  4. "I worked out a couple days ago."
    "I worked out in 2013."
  5. "Her Instagram is so good."
    "She's so hot."