AN HONEST RESUME

Let's be real
  1. Art Studio and Family Programs Volunteer at Skirball Cultural Center
    Managed the waitlist and line outside the art studio, earning me the nickname "Line Nazi," which was vastly inappropriate given the mission of the Skirball Cultural Center; Utilized French 101 and Spanish 101 to engage with guests of different backgrounds (ex. "Bonjour", ex. "Hola"); Developed customer service skills.
  2. Team Member at Jamba Juice
    Was invited to raves by both customers and coworkers; Constantly feared being locked in the freezer and dying of hypothermia; Developed carpal tunnel; Developed customer service skills.
  3. Intern for Film/TV Producer
    After paying $9.99 a month and sending in 74 internship apps via entertainmentcareers.net; Learned to parallel park; Was told by my boss that I "looked 12," but was "not too young for a night cream"; Offered kombucha to J Lo and she said no; Took a selfie on the Fox lot; Took a selfie on the Sony lot; Took a selfie on the Disney lot; Read scripts and provided coverage.
  4. Staff Writer/Copyeditor at Campus Newspaper
    An article I edited included the sentence "He had over a lifetime of experience"; Became familiar with AP style.