APOLOGIES I OWE

  1. Sorry I dropped your iPhone 6
  2. Sorry I forgot you were gluten-free
  3. Sorry I said you were 5'9" when you're really 5'11" (so 5'10")
  4. Sorry I unfriended you on Facebook and then refriended you and then unfriended you
  5. Sorry I never responded to your text
  6. Sorry I called the love of your life a fuckboi