BEST OF DANA420
In honor of her birthday. @dana
- •No one can be called crazy except for Amanda Bynes.
- •Change your nose, change your life.
- •When I get a nose job and lose 20 pounds, Vanessa Hudgens is going to be fucking out of work as shit.
- •Mom, I've gotten everything I'm going to get out of this conversation.
- •Watching my old Vine videos, I'm 2015's Norma Desmond.
- •I have a better chance of becoming chairman of the federal reserve than I do of becoming a SoulCycle instructor.
- •I should steal Dane Cook jokes, because that would be very meta.
- •Phoenix is the best band of all time.