BIRTHDAYS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    12
    School trip to Catalina Island. I shared my birthday with twin boys, we each got our own carrot cake.
  2. 2.
    3
    Scooby Doo themed party.
  3. 3.
    19
    Went to bars in Vancouver, had first legal drink, made out with a Belgian guy who turned out to be a white supremacist.
  4. 4.
    13
    I yawned while reading my Torah portion.
  5. 5.
    16
    Broke my ankle the day before. Went to the Homecoming dance on crutches and at the afterparty kept shouting "I THINK IT'S JUST A SPRAIN." Couldn't get my driver's license until the cast came off 6 weeks later.