BOYS I WILL NEVER LOVE

  1. Boys who take yoga really seriously
    "I'll check my schedule, it's hard to make plans because I do 2 hours of hot yoga per day"
  2. Boys who take selfies in front of expensive cars in the Calabasas Commons parking lot
    "young money cash money jews" this is your catchphrase, your motto, your instagram bio
  3. Boys who ask coyly, "What're you thinking about?"
    I will never answer this question honestly. I then asked you (not coyly) and you said, "Just about these tapestries on your wall. And like what they mean."
  4. Boys who use too many emojis
    😉➡️😁🔫