CHRONOLOGY OF STARBUCKS DRINK ORDERS

  1. - 2009: Vanilla Steamer
    Innocence. Decaf.
  2. 2009-2010: Strawberries and Cream Frappucino
    "Does this have caffeine?" I ask my friends as we walk into the Abercrombie kids store.
  3. 2010-2013: Chai Tea Latte
    "I can walk around with this cup and it'll look like I'm drinking coffee."
  4. 2013-2014: Iced Green Tea
    "Health" phase.
  5. 2013-2014: Duke of Earl
    This is PNW bb.
  6. 2014: Skinny Vanilla Latte with Soy
    Ugh.
  7. 2014: Vanilla Latte
    Sometimes I would either forget or be too embarassed to say "skinny" or "soy," so I'd just say "Vanilla Latte."
  8. 2014: Latte
    Sometimes just latte.
  9. 2014: Iced Skinny Vanilla Latte with Soy
    Same girl, same life, it's just summer.
  10. 2014: Pumpkin Spice Latte
    "But it's seasonal." Don't care. Doesn't live up to the hype.
  11. 2014-2015: Pike Place Roast
    Coffee. Black. We've come a long way. Kinda bitter.