HOW TO STALK BOIZ ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Or "How I Have Stalked Boiz on Social Media."
  1. 1.
    Facebook
    Everyone has it. If he doesn't have it, he's the kind of guy who deletes his Facebook OR the kind of guy who deletes his Facebook and reactivates it 3 months later and this is worse.
  2. 2.
    Venmo
    Check out your boi financially.
  3. 3.
    LinkedIn
    See "Venmo."
  4. 4.
    Spotify
    Check out what music he likes to see if his personal brand is compatible with yours.
  5. 5.
    Instagram
    Only thing interesting here is tagged photos. I dgaf about his photos of sunsets, his #nofilters.
  6. 6.
    Twitter
    He doesn't have Twitter. If he does, it's just RTs or it's inactive.
  7. 7.
    Tumblr
    I've never met a guy with a Tumblr.