1. It was Flight 524 from SEATAC to Burbank. I said I liked your New Yorker magazine, you said "This is the Alaska Airlines zine."
  2. You were in a terrible car accident on the 405, I Snapchatted a photo of the traffic and added it to Our LA Story.
  3. I said that it was International Women's Day, you said "Mother's day is in May."
  4. You were vaping. I said, "What is that?" You said, "It's a vape."
  5. You referred to your genitals as "the Criterion Collection."
  6. You bought Coldplay's Mylo Xyloto on vinyl.