MISSED CONNECTIONS, RANKED BY PROMISE OF LOVE
- 1.It was Flight 524 from SEATAC to Burbank. I said I liked your New Yorker magazine, you said "This is the Alaska Airlines zine."
- 2.You were in a terrible car accident on the 405, I Snapchatted a photo of the traffic and added it to Our LA Story.
- 3.I said that it was International Women's Day, you said "Mother's day is in May."
- 4.You were vaping. I said, "What is that?" You said, "It's a vape."
- 5.You referred to your genitals as "the Criterion Collection."
- 6.You bought Coldplay's Mylo Xyloto on vinyl.