POSSIBLE REASONS YOU HAVEN'T TEXTED ME
Deleting this when ListApp becomes available for Android.
- •You hate me.
- •You love me.
- •Your girlfriend gonegirled you.And you're dealing with that
- •You gonegirled your girlfriend.And you're dealing with that
- •You're reading Infinite Jest all the way through.
- •Your Samsung Galaxy is dead and you haven't been able to replace it.
- •You are dead.
- •You've been subject to the weird Internet restrictions of an unknown authoritarian state which allow you to post on Facebook but not to text.
- •You're doing the 3 days rule.But because you don't roll with the crowd, you made it 5 days
- •You've been stuck in traffic for 5 days and you refuse to text and drive.Westside 😁🔫 I get it
- •You're in the middle of unraveling a life-imitating-art-imitating-life Chinatown-type conspiracy that is the actual cause of California's drought.