SELECTED PASSAGES FROM MY DIARY: 8-10TH GRADE

without irony
  1. "Everyone's stressing out because of AP tests, so there's not much time to socialize."
  2. "We're reading 1984 in English so now I'm really conscious of propaganda and stuff."
  3. "Apparently she gave him an HJ. And I'm like wait what????"
  4. "He didn't have to say wassup. He could have let the conversation end."
  5. "I'm practically in love with him, even though I've only talked to him 1 1/2 times."
  6. "On a brighter note, the series finale of Monk was last night."