SELECTED PASSAGES FROM MY DIARY: NOT THAT LONG AGO
Let's not even try to pass the Bechdel test
- •"I think of how wonderful he is and it seems cruel and unusual punishment for the world to keep us apart."
- •"I even refresh Venmo each day, hoping he'll have a new transaction."
- •"I want to be a walking contradiction."
- •"The guy at the bar called me cute and he called Jack a cocksucker."
- •"I saw a guy today and he wasn't you and he didn't even look like you or dress like you but he had your vibe."
- •"I am 'Audrey Kaufman' but I am not Audrey Kaufman."