1. Dream - my mom came over and made my bed.
  2. "Aesthetic is not a choice, aesthetic is the life I lead"
  3. Character who habitually throws iPhone 4S to the ground.
  4. You thought the morning after pill was just for mornings and started to cry when the clock struck noon.
  5. "She looks cool but she like sucks."
  6. Dog with Instagram account buys 2500 followers for $29
  7. receipts Marxism capitalist property
  8. No one is nostalgic for a time when they looked worse.
  9. Disgorge, halcyon days