THINGS TO SEE IN LAS VEGAS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I WANT TO SEE THEM

  1. 1.
    Britney Spears
  2. 2.
    People smoking indoors
  3. 3.
    The fountains at the Bellagio
  4. 4.
    People drinking bud light in swimming pools
  5. 5.
    Elton John
  6. 6.
    Hooker cards
  7. 7.
    Shirtless men with backwards baseball caps
  8. 8.
    Celine
  9. 9.
    Selfie sticks
  10. 10.
    DJs
  11. 11.
    Old people at slot machines
  12. 12.
    Cargo shorts