Funny Things I've Overheard

One of the many things people don't realize about me is that I'm actually nosey as hell and will eavesdrop on any interesting conversation whoops
  1. "Well technically we're only 2nd cousins so like if I'm pregnant it's not THAT bad!"
    still pretty bad homegirl
  2. "Do you think she really needs her glasses or does she just wear them to cover her eyebrows"
    I wish!
  3. "We couldn't fuck in the movie because there were old people right behind us!"
    Relatable.
  4. "Honestly if she isn't going to teach the curriculum we should get her fired."
    THE SHIT I HEAR TEACHERS TALK AB IN THE MEDIA CENTER
  5. "Anyway so then my snake just like shed in the middle of the movie"
    I wanna know how this ends!! Months later and I'm still curious about the beginning and end of this story!!
  6. "If I had to choose any animal to have sex with it would definitely be a squirrel."
    1) IM SORRY WHAT 2)WHY 3)HOW DID THIS EVER COME UP IN CONVERSATION 4)I am just seriously hoping that I misheard this I still can't believe it
  7. "So I told her: memes first, you second."
    Not sure if that's a joke or what but I'm not sure in what situation there would be a choice between a partner or memes
  8. "Do you want to trade Pokémon or saliva?"
    Heard while walking up the stairwell