Fries, Ranked

  1. 1.
    Garlic Fries
    By far the best fries. Thin, crunchy, and full of flavor
  2. 2.
    Shoestring
    The thing I've found about shoestring fries is that they always seem to be good. It's never a gamble to order them
  3. 3.
    Waffle Cut
    Lots of crunch and usually good seasoning
  4. 4.
    Standard
    Fries. No frills.
  5. 5.
    Cheese Fries
    Highly dependent on type of cheese but usually good
  6. 6.
    Curly
    Good seasoning and a perfect mix of crunchy and not crunchy
  7. 7.
    Sweet Potato Fries
    These are hard because they have to be good sweet potato fries, it's easy to mess these up.
  8. 8.
    Belgian Fries
    Now we are getting into the thick fries. None of these are very good.
  9. 9.
    Smiley Face
    These always have a strange consistency. Like the texture of bad apples.
  10. 10.
    Crinkle
    These are rarely salty enough and don't have a crunch
  11. 11.
    Steak
    Again, like crinkle these are never salty enough and virtually flavorless.
  12. 12.
    Potato Wedges
    Way too thick, hardly fries.