1. Garlic Fries
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    By far the best fries. Thin, crunchy, and full of flavor
  2. Shoestring
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    The thing I've found about shoestring fries is that they always seem to be good. It's never a gamble to order them
  3. Waffle Cut
    Static
    Lots of crunch and usually good seasoning
  4. Standard
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    Fries. No frills.
  5. Cheese Fries
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    Highly dependent on type of cheese but usually good
  6. Curly
    Static
    Good seasoning and a perfect mix of crunchy and not crunchy
  7. Sweet Potato Fries
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    These are hard because they have to be good sweet potato fries, it's easy to mess these up.
  8. Belgian Fries
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    Now we are getting into the thick fries. None of these are very good.
  9. Smiley Face
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    These always have a strange consistency. Like the texture of bad apples.
  10. Crinkle
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    These are rarely salty enough and don't have a crunch
  11. Steak
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    Again, like crinkle these are never salty enough and virtually flavorless.
  12. Potato Wedges
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    Way too thick, hardly fries.