The Wide and Wonderful World of Youtube Comments

I've been collecting the most intellectual youtube comments I've seen over the last year, here are a few. This will be a running list.
  1. powerwindow2 and female worker or Romeo and Juliet???
  2. who wouldn't want a handsome 3rd mother? my 3rd mother was just a mop i painted a face on and she would always fight with 47th great uncle
  3. the eternal question asked yet again
  4. this poor conflicted man ://
  5. yes, gumby's imperial media, that's how it works
  6. how could anyone resist such a tempting offer
  7. is the plain blue face on youtube youtube's version of a twitter egg? i think so
  8. this one isn't funny, it just makes no sense
  9. pt.2, I think this person was probably born in a zoo, or at least received their education from a baboon
  10. xo~TARRON is my new soulmate~xo
  11. that took a turn
  12. yum
  13. judge for yourself below
  14. I.....don't know
  15. It wasn't the miracles, or parables, or sacrifice that Jesus was known for, it was his extraordinary appetite for humans
  16. things have really taken a turn for the worse