I also say them a lot too
  1. "in terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."
    John Mulaney, genius
  2. "sometimes I pull the straps of my backpack up so high I look like a dinosaur or Steve Urkel"
    a friend of mine
  3. "if you wing it, it will suck"
    from the book How to Shoot Video that Doesn't Suck