WHY SLEEPING WITH A DOG IS THE WORST

don't let their cuteness fool you
  1. they are basically a furnace
  2. just a bundle of fire pressed up against you
  3. they also hog your sheets
  4. they turn your blankets into a vortex of heat with them dead center
  5. you have to be careful when you're sleeping not to crush him
  6. he sleeps in the very center of the bed
  7. did I mention how hot it is???