REASONS TO GET OUT OF BED

I'm writing this from my bed
  1. You've already tried to make your bed while still inside it
    It doesn't work
  2. You're a better person after coffee
    Can't be made from the bed
  3. You're wondering how bad you look today
  4. You can't take anymore photos of your tired face to see
  5. You said you'd do that thing today
    You know that thing for that person
  6. You've been awake for 45 minutes
    At this point you've already achieved something!
  7. People outside your 2nd floor window keep saying "zomg so nice out!!"
  8. You have to pee
    And how!