REASONS TO GET OUT OF BED
I'm writing this from my bed
- •You've already tried to make your bed while still inside itIt doesn't work
- •You're a better person after coffeeCan't be made from the bed
- •You're wondering how bad you look today
- •You can't take anymore photos of your tired face to see
- •You said you'd do that thing todayYou know that thing for that person
- •You've been awake for 45 minutesAt this point you've already achieved something!
- •People outside your 2nd floor window keep saying "zomg so nice out!!"
- •You have to peeAnd how!