[😍] HOW TO WOO ME
Foreword: this is not an attempt to hit on you or anger your significant other. Just let me count the ways I love thee....
- •Appreciate me from the start like @element75
- •Be hilarious AF like @HisDudeness
- •Show me consistent love like @NumbahTwo
- •Have amazing proposals for religious reform like @PeteOnEarth
- •Be genuinely kind and friendly like @LaiaPM
- •Be witty and inventive like @tombatten
- •Share my love of Stephen Colbert and teach me about the funniest things happening in American culture like @franksars
- •Teach me about music like our departed (on here) Nathan V.
- •Be as passionate about something as @dudleyjoshua is about going to see Radiohead
- •Make raging playlists like @dreadpiratemama
- •Inspire me like @ChrisKThanks for thinking of this list idea
- •Be my ride or die
- •Challenge me
- •Dance with me
- •Write a song about meOr a poem. Basically give me the keys to your heart and prove it to me in written form. I will also accept an interpretative dance
- •Yeah so... Should we all get married?
- •P.s. If you're not on this list I also love you. This list is not exclusiveNo bouncers, no velvet rope, just all around peace and love. If John Lennon opened up a nightclub, this would be it.