1. A superhero that would prevent:
  2. Bad marriages
  3. Me (and you, if you want) from tourist traps and tourist hell holes
  4. People who hate spicy food (me) from eating spicy food that comes with no warning
  5. People from getting trapped in really bad conversations
  6. Internet scams and credit card fraud and identity theft (Maybe this one exists and it's the lizard from GEICO?)
  7. But also:
  8. The power to change a roll of toilet paper instantly
    Suggested by @WhelmedDad
  9. The power to make socks match & always have a pair when folding clothes
    Suggested by @WhelmedDad
  10. The ability to make delivery appear.
    Suggested by @WhelmedDad
  11. Super Netflix Man
    Knows exactly what to suggest for your optimal enjoyment, every night.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness