THINGS STRANGERS IN NEW YORK SAID TO ME YESTERDAY

New York is special
  1. You dropped something.... my heart. What do you need? Can I help you find a taxi?
    As I was crossing the street
  2. You live in Guatemala? I imagine you lead a fabulous life. Clearly you own fabulous scarves.
    In line for comedy cellar
  3. I ain't got shit to complain about
    Cashier at Duane Reade when I asked him how he was
  4. Nothing
    Taxi driver after I said thank you.