A FEW TEXTS FROM MY ASIAN MOTHER THIS WEEK

@stars the only reason you follow me 😂
  1. She wants me to clean the place with
  2. Vegetables?!
  3. It's good to know all faces aren't even. Unfortunately she was trying to send all that to my sister and not me.
  4. Speaking of faces she randomly signed me up for a facial. Facial list currently in drafts
  5. Because you need to address a man in French sometimes