DALLAS FUCKBOII STARTER KIT

In Dallas they are better known as the 30k millionaire.Inspired by @CarlosHerrera and @smurf.
  1. Rents in Uptown
  2. Membership at Equinox
  3. Pontoon at party cove
  4. Runs Katy Trail with another bro and posts it on social media
  5. Cowboys, Yankees, Manchester United And Lakers fan
  6. Go to Dallas sporting events with clothing from other teams
  7. Fancy car but only drinks at happy hour
  8. Travels in a group with boat shoes and colored shorts
  9. Always invites you to places with no parking
  10. Sunglass neck strap