1. Pepsi instead of Coke
  2. Mr Pibb instead of Dr Pepper
  3. Coke plus Sprite instead of Ginger Ale
  4. 7 Up instead of Sprite
  5. We don't have wine but we have beer
  6. Tea instead of coffee
  7. Apple juice instead of orange
  8. No root beer just insert any other soft drink
  9. We don't have milkshakes but we have smoothies
  10. I'm sorry, but we are out of peanut butter. Would you like a lobster roll instead?
    Suggested by @reconditioner
  11. Saying soda instead of pop
    This is a joke but still
    Suggested by @libby92
  12. Fanta Orange OR Crush instead of Sunkist
    Suggested by @k8zinker
  13. "We don't have sweet tea but how about unsweetened?"
    Literally not the same tho?
    Suggested by @swetanation
  14. "We don't have an Arnold Palmer but I can make you a Tiger Woods."
    That's not even funny & it makes no sense!
    Suggested by @MichaelRose