EMBARASSING THINGS MY ASIAN MOTHER DID TODAY

We went out for lunch and the Dr. together
  1. 1.
    Yell into the Mens toliet in chinese "Austin are you still in there?" at the mall.
  2. 2.
    Tell the bus driver he needed to stop because we took the wrong bus to go home.
    In reality, we were on the correct bus she just panicked. Probably because we missed our bus stop on the way there. Why? She was too busy texting.
  3. 3.
    Lift up my shirt to show the Dr. my scars even though he didn't ask for them so it would complete her story.
  4. 4.
    Tell the Dr. I disliked the taste of Chinese medication. So now I have kids medicine.
  5. 5.
    But I still ❤️ her