HOW TO BE ME IN FIVE EASY STEPS

Inspired by @rellimt @biz
  1. 1.
    No punctuation or capitalization when texting. Yes I am one of those people.
  2. 2.
    Own way too many pairs of white pants.
  3. 3.
    Have more girl friends than guy friends.
  4. 4.
    Go to multiple happy hrs or parties in a night. Record is 4 happy hrs in 4 restaurants/bar with 4 different groups of people followed by dinner in a 2 hr span.
  5. 5.
    Take more photos than a Asian mom.