We met on Tinder
  1. She lived outside of the city so I had to ride a elephant to get to her.
  2. The elephant's name was Lady Gaga. I asked why and the handler told me it was because she was born that way.
  3. Let me tell you it was love at first sight when my eyes met hers.
  4. We met for lunch. She was so funny and full of energy.
  5. Then we went for a walk so I could get to know her better. Considering she was only 10 months old, she was mature well beyond her age.
  6. She invited me over to her place.
  7. We cuddled.
  8. Things were going really well so I went in for the kiss. She denied me.
  9. So I hooked up with her roommate instead.
  10. The End