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  1. She lived outside of the city so I had to ride a elephant to get to her.
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  2. The elephant's name was Lady Gaga. I asked why and the handler told me it was because she was born that way.
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  3. Let me tell you it was love at first sight when my eyes met hers.
  4. We met for lunch. She was so funny and full of energy.
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  5. Then we went for a walk so I could get to know her better. Considering she was only 10 months old, she was mature well beyond her age.
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  6. She invited me over to her place.
  7. We cuddled.
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  8. Things were going really well so I went in for the kiss. She denied me.
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  9. So I hooked up with her roommate instead.
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  10. The End