I WENT ON A DATE IN THAILAND
We met on Tinder
- •She lived outside of the city so I had to ride a elephant to get to her.
- •The elephant's name was Lady Gaga. I asked why and the handler told me it was because she was born that way.
- •Let me tell you it was love at first sight when my eyes met hers.
- •We met for lunch. She was so funny and full of energy.
- •Then we went for a walk so I could get to know her better. Considering she was only 10 months old, she was mature well beyond her age.
- •She invited me over to her place.
- •We cuddled.
- •Things were going really well so I went in for the kiss. She denied me.
- •So I hooked up with her roommate instead.
- •The End