Requested by @biz
  1. When you realize its really a adult kangaroo controlling a robotic baby kangaroo. Like the modern day trojan horse.
  2. A date with Olivia Wilde
    Knowing Olivia Wilde she would leave upon finding out how I landed such date wth her
  3. If it was the only way to avoid Liam Nesson from hunting my family and I.
  4. To make Donald Trump disappear to Ravenswood. Yes, the spare pll spin off town.