WHY HALLOWEEN IS LIKE YOUR 5TH GRADE SCIENCE FAIR

  1. You can always tell how much effort someone put into it.
    Buying khakis should not be considered costume building. Nor should any experiment including paper towels.
  2. Prizes are awarded
  3. A person's intelligence comes out
  4. Awesome people watching opportunities
  5. You have to beat your haters
  6. Both can be 😱
  7. Brings out the worst in parents