Things Smoking Joe Says during PCB

  1. Hey Josh Crocker
  2. Your mother
  3. You know PCB is a lot like Grand Theft Auto but it's real life
  4. Hey Josh Crocker, I want your opinion on something. It may sound a little weird but I just want your opinion. How do you feel about going commando in your pants?
  5. If Josh Crocker has a boy he needs to name it Josiah. If he has a girl he needs to name it Jezebel.
  6. It sounded like you said "See that Boner! That's a nice Boner!"
  7. HEY WHERE'S JOSH CROCKER?? WHERE IS THAT LIL RASCAL??
  8. Hey watch out back there! You might get a little plumber's crack!
  9. Hey Austin guess what, imma blow up the bathroom tonight!
  10. Hey you should check your pants because there's poop in it. Because you're a party pooper!!
  11. My doctor told me that boxers increase your sperm count
  12. YOUR MOM
  13. *its super cloudy outside* Hey, i'm gonna go catch the sunset!
  14. Laura! You have the manners of an old Billy Goat!
  15. Hey Austin, I've got a question. Do people in the Cayman Islands have bank accounts?
  16. (In the middle of a conversation about college basketball) Hey guys I've got a question. What do y'all think about televangelist preaching the prosperity gospel?
  17. They skipped over my number, this place is like the DMV!!
  18. Hey Austin you know what I have to say to that? Penis.
  19. IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERIVAAAAANNNN!!!!
  20. (At chipotle) Joe: I want fresh cut tomatoes, fresh corn, and fresh jalapeños. Chipotle worker: uhh.. so you want mild and corn salsa? Joe: no, fresh tomatoes, fresh corn, fresh jalapeños! CW: uhh... ok.... we don't have any jalapeños. Joe: aw man, that stinks.
    I didn't know you could make an order at chipotle complicated, Joe proved me wrong.
  21. Hey guys can we keep the devotional time to like 4min please
  22. IT IS TIME TO SLEEP. SLEEP IS A PRECIOUS THING AND LETS TREAT IT LIKE THAT
  23. Hey guys, is it cool if I DJ and play a playlist solely devoted to Irish and Scottish bands?
  24. Hey Austin, I got to play my music longer than 30min because everyone was asleep and incoherent
  25. HEY BABY SEGUL!