I don't trust people who

  1. Don't like sports...seriously what do you do with all your free time. How were you not floored by the Cavs finally releasing Cleveland from the Curse! It was pure joy AND relief😆
  2. Don't watch tv...first, I don't believe you and The Battle of the Bastards was not made for your phone or iPad.
  3. Claim to have actually used calculus in real life...unless you are in a math profession.
  4. Don't watch the Olympics, World Cup and other great events to feel ❤ for America 🎉.