REASONS I GOT ENGAGED
- •An excuse to more frequently say "my wife" in a Borat voice.
- •Therapist said I was ready.
- •We're really funny together at this age, we're gonna be hysterical when we're old and cranky.
- •She's real supportive of male vulnerability which is progressive and great.
- •She's gonna be super famous soon and I figured get in now before there's a prenup situation
- •I saw my lady's perfect tushy the other day and realized I had to lock that down.
- •I've never been happier than I am with her.