I LOVED COLLEGE, BUT

  1. I am so happy I don't have homework anymore
  2. My shoes don't get covered in beer every Saturday night
  3. I don't have to eat from a buffet (unless I want to)
  4. I can go out in the world to do errands and exercise and just generally live, and not instantly be surrounded by all my peers 24/7
  5. I don't have homework
  6. I don't have to sit at janky left-handed desks, cause I don't ever have to sit at a desk
  7. No homework
  8. No tests
  9. No homework
  10. No homework