MPAA WARNINGS THAT SHOULD EXIST

I want to be warned if I'm gonna have to watch these things
  1. Insects
  2. Turbulence
  3. Brad Pitt chewing
  4. Needles going into skin
  5. Any actor who was on Lost
    Too creepy
  6. Grandparents not understanding technology
  7. Teeth hitting silverware
  8. Driver not looking at road
  9. Dubstep
    Not cause I dislike it but cause it hypes me up too much
  10. Animals getting lost
  11. Fruit flies not on fruit
  12. Machetes not being used on fruit
  13. Tracheotomies
  14. Climate change deniers
  15. Hammers
    Chekhov's hammer
  16. Musical numbers
  17. Not enough cats