THINGS I DID TO GET CLOSE TO BOYS I LIKED

  1. Took up a new musical instrument so I could sit next to my crush in band
  2. Pretended to be terrible at math so I "needed" tutoring from my crush
  3. Used my power as editor-in-chief of my high school newspaper to forcibly take over the boys basketball team beat, so I could interview the player I had a crush on
  4. Became editor-in-chief of my high school newspaper, so I could ask for advice from a former editor-in-chief I had a crush on