THINGS I SAW IN JOANN'S YARN SECTION

  1. Vanna White has a line of yarn, apparently (Vanna's Choice)
  2. "I've never seen someone look less like a human" --@DanM
  3. You can make a cool cat tote bag if you really put your mind to it!
  4. A tiny shoddy set of plastic drawers for $124.99
    Coffee cup for scale