THINGS I SAY TO MY CAT
Yeah, I guess I'm obnoxious.
- •"If you didn't want to be petted, you should stop being so cute!"
- •"Sequoia! Sequoia! Sequoia! Sequoia! Sequoia! Hi!"This is shouted at her when she's sleeping and I want her to pay attention to me.
- •"Good morning baby girl!"This is also when she's sleeping but I wake up, so naturally I want to wake her up too so we can make meaningful eye contact.
- •"Why are you so pretty? It's not fair to all the other kitties!"
- •"Are you pooping?"Yes, clearly she is pooping, but I like to ask her anyways.
- •"There's the purr monster!"This is when I pet her and she starts purring.
- •"NO! NO! NO! NO!"
- •"You giving yourself a bath? That's cool."
- •"Bye! Bye kitty! Bye bye! Byeeeeee!"When I can't bring myself to leave her. Which is every time I leave home.
- •"I love you!"Usually my boyfriend thinks I'm talking to him when I say this, so then I have to pretend like I was.
- •"I love you too much. Stop it! It hurts!"