THINGS MEN HAVE SAID TO ME

  1. "Hello, this is Adam from Time Warner."
  2. "Sorry, we're closed."
  3. "Okay I guess."
  4. "Pass the salt."
  5. "Could you please use Purell?"
  6. "Maybe. Eh, no."
  7. "Sparkling or still?"
  8. "What?"
  9. "No, not you. Her."
  10. "Do you really want double ham?"