THINGS MY BOYFRIEND HAS SAID THIS WEEK THAT MADE ME LAUGH
I love @DanM
- •"They don't let you get buried in a Jewish cemetery unless you've seen Ben Affleck's dick."I could explain the context for this but I still don't think it would illuminate anything.
- •"Don't believe the hoops, Scoops is poops."After we sampled 12 disgusting ice cream flavors at the well-regarded Scoops. ("hoops" = hoopla)
- •"Do you think they have medics on set when they film girls running naked down the beach, to help them with boob bruising?"
- •"A bat mitzvah is a bar mitzvah for Batman."
- •"I'm going to do a punch pass on my script. In drama scripts, that means adding in actual punches."