THINGS MY BOYFRIEND HAS SAID THIS WEEK THAT MADE ME LAUGH

I love @DanM
  1. "They don't let you get buried in a Jewish cemetery unless you've seen Ben Affleck's dick."
    I could explain the context for this but I still don't think it would illuminate anything.
  2. "Don't believe the hoops, Scoops is poops."
    After we sampled 12 disgusting ice cream flavors at the well-regarded Scoops. ("hoops" = hoopla)
  3. "Do you think they have medics on set when they film girls running naked down the beach, to help them with boob bruising?"
  4. "A bat mitzvah is a bar mitzvah for Batman."
  5. "I'm going to do a punch pass on my script. In drama scripts, that means adding in actual punches."