THINGS THAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING
My boyfriend and I were apart this morning. We had the following conversation to catch each other up on what we missed. Turns out it was a bad morning, but hilariously so.
- •My boyfriend: "I cut my thumb on a sardine can."
- •My boyfriend: "I also broke a mug."
- •Me: "I got a parking ticket."
- •My boyfriend: "Also, Sequoia pooped on the floor."