THINGS THAT TAKE FOREVER

  1. The light at the 3-way intersection of Hollywood, Sunset, and Hillhurst/Virgil
    If I get stopped at this intersection right as the light turns red, I WILL be late to wherever I'm going
  2. Falling asleep when you know you have to get up especially early the next morning
  3. The credits of The Wire
    I could seriously do several loads of laundry during this time
  4. The line at a studio lot's gate whenever you're running late for a meeting
  5. The microwave whenever you watch it
    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????? I'm so hungry!